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They live among nature, pursue science, magic and the arts and have spectacular adventures. Except that's not always the whole story: If you dig a little deeper, you'll find that some kids' shows are actually taking place in dystopian hell dimensions that make our world look like Candyland. By doing so, however, Darkwing would be ensuring his own sterility. Children's cartoons usually present idyllic worlds full of innocence and wonder. If the Flintstones and Jetsons exist in the same universe, just in different eras, and there are no dinosaurs in the cartoon, then somehow the dinosaurs from The Flintstones, like ours, have gone extinct. When they finally let you out, instead of a dark tunnel with a beautiful and forgiving light at the end, you find yourself in the basement of a run-down Manhattan firehouse with the furious spirits of murderers, madmen, rapists, demons and elder gods from the pain dimension. With the romantic choices of every individual in the two universes tightly bound together, that means there's no room for free will to choose your own mate, or even when to procreate with them. cartoons feature Bluto and Popeye, both of whom possess superhuman strength. It was only during active duty that he started wearing the Navy uniform.

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The universe is set, for the most part, in World War II. With all the ghost pirates and ghost ships around, shipping must be in a bit of a slump. The Ghostbusters aren't a police force, remember; they work for pay. Ah, but they do in the cartoon: In a few of the episodes, we actually get to see inside of the containment unit and confirm that, yes, it is basically a hellish dimension filled with every freakishly scary monster they have ever fought. We've seen that Darkwing has romantic interests toward Morgana McCawber, but if he ever wants to have little ducklings with her, he would first have to let Negaduck escape back to the Negaverse to bone the mirror Morgana. Fred's alarm clock is also a bird: The snooze function is activated by punching its tiny skull in. If there were, the two universes would become unhinged and most, if not all the ducks, would lack any sort of double. That's not exactly a stretch to imagine: It's friggin' spinach. Let's reel in the scope for now and focus on one key part of the universe: the military. If any of those actions prove successful, it would be impossible for Darkwing to procreate. The Smurfs live in a seemingly utopian village of singing and sharing. Negaduck is a recurring villain in the show, and Darkwing's main goal is to catch and incarcerate him. Moody by NameThe spinach-fueled Japanazi hordes turned Western civilization into rubble.

But hey, maybe you decide to stick around and haunt your apartment for a while, because you kicked off in the middle of a marathon and you really wanted to see how it ended. Then the new tenant moves in, and doesn't appreciate you moaning "Riiiiveeerrrr" every night in the hopes that he'll catch the hint and fire up the Netflix. Not that other aspects of Darkwing's personality weren't. Even when there's some darkness, strife or conflict within them, the universes themselves are quirky, adventurous and just generally a hell of a lot more fun than this shitball we all spin around on. The universe would no longer be "mirrored." As grim and depressing as that is, Darkwing himself has it the worst: Not only has he seen the Negaverse, and therefore peeked behind the veil that hides the yawning abyss from St. The days when none of your friends were around were usually spent whining to your parents about how long it was taking for your friends to come back. The Jetsons takes place in the futuristic utopia of Orbit City where George, the man of the house, is employed full time at Spacely's Sprockets for a total of nine hours a week. It's like being convicted of jaywalking and getting dumped into Sing Sing with no trial and a sentence of eternity, and -- oh yeah -- all the other prisoners are giant blue cobras with a thousand screaming mouths. Or at least it does so in regard to romance and procreation. It grows out of the ground, and it doesn't even need processing. It's not too hard to figure out how often the storks come. And after that, he'll still be at a significantly more advanced developmental stage than the next child. If you've got a ghost and five hundred dollars and don't so much want the ghost part anymore, they'll come by, grab it and toss it into the unit. Robots and computers handle nearly all of the grunt work, leaving the bourgeois citizenry plenty of leisure time to shop for such frivolities as multi-dresses and ice cream for their space dogs. DZT1968 1Pair 10 Inch. The latter pair looks like they had more fun doing it, though. Each of these villains showed creativity, intelligence, diligence and ambition. The Scooby gang ran into a new, desperate genius every single week for decades. Alas, in the Smurf world, you would probably grow up without any peers. The surface of the Earth is never shown, and the Jetson family never visits it. A camera, for example, is just a box with a bird that pecks the image into a stone tablet, a vacuum cleaner is a woolly mammoth trunk, and so on. Canard, but, unless Negaduck is having children at the same time, Darkwing himself can never reproduce. The main problem is that these aren't just animals. The Real Ghostbusters follows the animated versions of the beloved movie characters -- not those two weirdos and their goddamn ape -- as they keep New York safe from the undead. One would think that Popeye, high on spinach, could wrap up the war in a week. In the episode "Hospitaliky," Bluto eats some and puts Popeye in the hospital. Your childhood was fun because there were other kids around. We've always felt the doorway to hell should be marked with black-and-yellow caution tape. Their proton packs don't discriminate: Once they actually captured the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future and ruined Christmas. But that was a fluke, anyway: The males were actually regular Smurfs de-aged to be children, and Sassette was magically created out of clay by the others, presumably because they were tragically uninformed about the cooties epidemic. The fact that George Jetson hints at the fate of the Earth in a Flintstones crossover actually has even more worrying implications: In the Flintstones universe, primitive man enjoys roughly the same quality of life as modern man, but only by virtue of animal exploitation. We too adhere to the "standing up real high" school of environmentalism. In fact, all of the important places in their lives are above the clouds, including George's workplace, the schools and the shopping centers. Within the majority of these fictional mirror universes, it's generally accepted that everyone has a double. In the episode "The Mighty Navy," we see Popeye's first day in the armed forces, during which he takes out , solo. And stop by LinkSTORM to see the Disney cartoon where Minnie and Goofy sleep together.

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If it came any more frequently, there would be way more Smurfs. It's left open-ended, a wellspring the writers frequently go back to throughout the series. It's Darkwing's mission to imprison or kill Negaduck. OTTO Silicone Case Cover For. Anyway, it's important to note that before joining the military, Popeye was wearing normal civilian clothing. This synchronized transdimensional boning is confirmed by the episode "Life, the Negaverse and Everything," when Darkwing leaves Honker's birthday party in the regular universe in the Negaverse. Although it seems obvious, we tend to forget that the ghosts in the Real Ghostbusters universe are the spirits of dead people. Within the universe, spinach equals instant mutant freak brawn. The Jetsons live high above the clouds in their Skypad apartment. So for that war to continue, the Germans and Japanese would also have to possess spinach-powered supersoldiers, if only to counter the unrelenting, psychotic avatar of violence that is Popeye. Although there are signs that the sandwich ingredient and dog marijuana industries are booming, so it's probably the former. Something his basic moral code would never allow him to do. No, the only thing Baby Smurf has is several decades alone to wander Smurf Village, trying to keep himself amused with a handful of sticks while the adults step around him to do their work. Either brilliance is simply run-of-the-mill in their universe, or else the entire economy has collapsed, and what we're witnessing is the death throes of society itself. Additionally, the act of mating has to happen at pretty much the exact same time in order to ensure that the exact same sperm meets the exact same egg, and that the doubles are of the exact same age. And if the villains don't need money, they need work. One is not going extinct without affecting the other. We must for this new Smurf." Poor Baby Smurf is going to be the only kid around his age for most of his childhood, a period lasting about a century and a half. And don't forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter to get sexy, sexy jokes sent straight to your news feed X X I'm Watching This! Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. As any child will tell you, hanging out with a much younger kid isn't fun; it's babysitting. But our dinosaurs were just dumb beasts, and they went extinct long before humans had evolved. IMPORTANT NOTE: Janine was waaayyy more bangin' in the cartoon. Since there aren't, then either that stork comes once a decade, or else there are a lot of Smurfs routinely dying off-camera without a lot of fanfare. In the Flintstones universe, humans and dinosaurs still coexist. Also remember that Baby Smurf doesn't have any modern distractions like TV, video games or action figures to mangle, like an ordinary only child would. We only have a few stray clues that point to the state of the Earth's surface: In Jetsons: The Movie, Rosie pushes a button to have the Jetsons' apartment rise above the planetary smog. It's no wonder they laugh at violence; it is all they have ever known. Their corpses were fuel, and we needed our sport utility oblongs. Many of them already had impressive vocational skills prior to their criminal lives -- three of the villains were PhDs, two were lawyers, one had the ability to produce near-identical forged paintings, one could repair boats, one was a magician, one was a stuntman and one could hypnotize people. For more WTF moments in cartoon history, check out and. We're already given the answer: The only thing that has ever defeated Popeye was another fighter on spinach. That means Popeye killed a greater portion of Europe than the bubonic plague. So even when it seems terrifying, it all works out for the best. Also, we have some troubling questions about the state of human/robot relations. The existence of "mirror universes" creates massive existential problems all throughout fiction. They turn to the camera and say things like "It's a living" or some other glib line before dejectedly resuming their "jobs." Jobs that entail extreme suffering and humiliation: The steam whistle at Fred's job, for instance, is a bird. It's activated by yanking its tail until it screams in pain. The Mystery Machine crew isn't running into domestic disputes or drug-related crimes. Those who don't need money or work are acting out of a hatred for robots, the quintessential job stealer. This means that Herb and Binkie, Honker's parents, must have got it on, conceived and laid an egg in an identical timeline. They often venture off-world like it ain't no thing, but never down to their own planet. Just for doing its fucking job and sounding the alarm that Fred himself set. And with that, society has just descended into a nigh-eternal and bloody global war. The gang always ends up in some kind of spooky location where a seemingly supernatural monster is terrorizing the local population, but eventually, our heroes solve the mystery and reveal the monster to be a disguised criminal. Some of the specters were demons and monsters, yes, but the bulk of them were just poor souls doomed to haunt the Earth for their afterlife. It's not like the real world's justice system makes much more sense. With their proton packs and traps, the crew captures ghosts and deposits them in a containment unit located in the basement of their firehouse. In our world, they would easily be employed, maybe even famous. Even their nice "vacation" spots look like bad neighborhoods in Detroit. So in the span of time between The Flintstones and The Jetsons, some cataclysmic event occurs that kills off just the creatures, but not the humans. Several times in the cartoon, people like Bluto, Olive and even Swee' Pea ate a mouthful of spinach and experienced Popeye-like surges of physical prowess. One of Darkwing's many arch nemeses, Negaduck, is an evil version of himself from an. Almost every locale in the universe looks like the economy has just taken a nosedive. It is so polluted, irradiated or burned that no life exists there. They are dealing exclusively with people who need money so badly that they voluntarily squat in the basements of abandoned houses for the off-chance of landing a paycheck. Vibola Hoverboard Silicone Case. Smurfs don't even have to worry about the horrors of dating or the awkwardness of gender relations, since they don't reproduce sexually

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